Thanking mothers, thanking our Alma Maters

It may be well to keep the lessons we learned in college, however flawed our school is and the people who run it.

After all, the school is like a mother. That’s why it’s called Alma Mater. We sometimes loathe our mothers because they are naggers. But we must thank them. They are the only people who can dare call us handsome although the evidence shows the opposite.