(This is my response to Dominique's post. But I'm re-posting it here, with a slight revision of course, so that the world may know that laziness and idiocy are not the exclusive domains of the students.)
FYI, I'm a student assistant assigned in the Internet Laboratory housed inside the H.S. Library of Holy Cross of Davao College (HCDC). My job as an S.A. is, well, to assist Internet users---students, teachers, co-SAs.
One time, a teacher asked for my assistance. (Much as I want to name this teacher, politeness tells me otherwise. But for convenience's sake, let's call him Sir B---B meaning "bald.")
"Paki-print ko ani Vin," said Sir B, pointing to the information on the screen.
I looked at it for a while, then followed his instruction.
As I hand the printout to him, I asked, "Para sa asa diay na, Sir?"
"Para sa akong masteral," he said matter-of-factly, as though his credibility were still intact.
"Ah, I see."
When Sir B got out of the lab, I chuckled because the information he got came from answers.com.
answers.com as his source of information for his MA Degree?
Qué barbaridad!
I pity not the teacher, but the students who're under his care---or scare.
Curious what question the teacher posed to him that it could easily be answered from, well, answer.com.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember it right, it was all about the Filipino language: Ano ang wika? Mga teorya tungkol sa pinagmulan ng wika? And all that stuff.
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